Thursday, December 30, 2010

Quick Story ^_^

I was playing multiplayer today, and some dude was talking LOTS of shit, going, 'I can't wait til you lil kids go back to school, always talkin shit, ya'll need to go back to school'. He singles me out, saying, 'look at this dude got GIRL on his clan tag, he must be a fag'. LMAO! Really?? I said 'IT SAYS GIRL FOR A REASON', which he replies, 'Oh wow, you sound like a dude'. He started laughing, I guess he thought he sounded extra clever or whatever. It takes more than 'you sound like a dude' to offend me. You GOTTA do better than THAT hahaha. So I told him about how he's saying all these kids are talking shit when he himself is just spewing diarrhea from his mouth constantly, and he tells me, 'but I'm talking to YOU'. I had to remind him that before he singled me out, he was talking about school kids in general, and again he says, 'but I'm talking to YOU'. So I check his k/d and it's .86, so I tell him calmly, 'you shouldn't be talking to ANYONE with that .86 k/d of yours'. I'm guessing that he checked my Combat Record after that, to see if maybe he had another lame response for me, but he said nothing after my last remark. I think my 1.21 k/d shut him up. Even during the next game, he was still yapping but left me alone. Lesson of the day? If the clan tag says GIRL, it most likely IS a female, and never diss a female that's better than you are, because that's an instant embarrassment for you. <3

Til next time, gamers!!

Monday, December 27, 2010

Christmas Noobs, Zombies Curse, and New Games!

Ok, let's start out with what's the freshest memory I have...Christmas Noobs! For those that don't know what a Christmas Noob is, it's a title that you may bestow upon the people that get a game for Christmas when others have had it for a long while. 

Now, mind you, playing Black Ops as a Christmas Noob is a wee bit 'dangerous'. You will definitely get spotted as a Christmas Noob by your low level. That's mainly auto-detect right there. Nobody's gonna have this game for a week and still be on level 6 (and if there IS someone out there who is level 6 and has had the game a week...wassamattawitu? LOL). Another thing that will get you spotted is being a split-screener (nothing's worse than getting a game for Christmas and having to play it with someone else, when it's SO MUCH BETTER alone LOL). 

And while staying on the topic of Christmas...parents, if you ended up buying this game for your 'kids'...if they can't say 'SHIT' or 'FUCK', then this game should be taken away IMMEDIATELY. Nothing's worse than hearing a little kid trying to trashtalk in a lobby and avoiding cursing at all costs, so the DUMBEST things spew from their mouth. If they can't curse, take the game away. Better yet, TAKE THEIR MIC AWAY. PLEASE. I'm tired of hearing 'what the crap?' and those squeaky, high-pitched i-just-got-to-puberty voices. If the game has a 17+ rating, THEN YOU SHOULD ABIDE BY THE RULES OF THE ESRB. Don't get mad if you hear someone yelling at him dissin' his momma. 

Back to the topic at hand. Last night, I was in a lobby with a PSN friend of mine, and we were pointing out all the Christmas Noobs. We were the only ones with mics at that. Our first game of TDM in Firing Range, all the Christmas Noobs caught him. One had the audacity to snipe! SNIPE. He was OBVIOUSLY new to the game...because when we caught his ass camping, he went RIGHT BACK to the SAME SPOT and started sniping again! *noob* Second game, once again TDM Firing Range, they were catching ME and it was just too funny to point out who was new. it was too obvious. Camping in too-obvious spot? Check. Running around, most likely NOT checking your HUD? Check. Tsk tsk! This is why they have Combat training! That is to learn to play Multiplayer without pissing your other teammates off and being easy pickings for the other team. You DON'T wanna be the last kill every game, do you? You'll be the most famous kill-cam kill ever. you DON'T want that! My advice, USE COMBAT TRAINING!!!!! IT'S THERE FOR A REASON!!! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!! 

One more note before I go on to the next topic: Playing last night, we encountered some people who IMO should NOT play Black Ops...and if they WANT to, need to go to COMBAT TRAINING IMMEDIATELY. The PSNs of these two WILL be written because 1) this is not a forum, I'm not dissing them, this is merely ADVICE, and 2)You all have been warned of their asshole tactics: 


Now I'm not exactly sure HOW Nunnun4 committed his/her Christmas Noob crime, but I do know he/she followed my PSN friend around like a magnet to metal. Lesson ONE - NEVER RUN BEHIND YOUR FELLOW TEAMMATE THEN RUN OUT FRONT THEN RUN BEHIND. This is called BAITING. Sacrificing your own teammate for a kill is  BIG NO-NO. LargeFry, on the other hand...just ran away from someone chasing him. RAN AWAY. Now at first sight, you'd think he/she had no idea someone was chasing him. That's be fair enough if I didn't see him/her run away to somewhere BEHIND me, then end up in FRONT of me running TOWARDS me AWAY from ANOTHER PERSON chasing him/her!! The point of the game is to KILL your enemy team. If you can't seem to point and shoot, then Black Ops, or any FPS is obviously not for you. Get a different game!

Well damn, that was sort of a rant! ;D But I bet you're still reading! ^_^ On to the next topic! 



Ok, I'm not sure about anyone else, but on Christmas Day, I could NOT, by ANY means, get past level 10 in Zombies 'FIVE'. I played with ONE other friend, 2 randoms each time...and NOT ONCE did we get up to level 10! It was as if the Zombies were pre-patched to have an ultra-high HP and numbers were multiplied by 2. JUST MAYBE, it was Christmas Noobs my friend and I played with, but STILL. Getting to level 8 and dying is a joke! -_- Since then, I was able to get to level 29 with 2 other friends of mine, and last night we were able to get to level 25. We were all joking how when the zombies don't die via grenades, they must have on the flak jacket, and when they run and swipe at you so fast that you almost get downed, they must have Marathon Pro, Commando Pro and Lightweight lmfao! To people to have been that far in Zombies will know exACTly what we're talking about. exACTly. <--emphasis on the ACT. ;D Also, a window on the catwalk in the War Room was bugged...the Zombies would run to the window and instead of tearing down the wooden boards like they were supposed to do, they just stood there and 'danced'. Not exactly a choreographed number, just the usual wiggling and shaking they do. We joked around and said they were doing the Thriller hahahahaha. I would have recorded a video, but my memory card was full. Boooo :(

Now for the new games I've heard about and would like to share with you all <3 



For all you Sonic the Hedgehog fans, I stumbled across this fan-made game while reading my latest copy of Game Informer: Sonic Fan Remix is a free download, and plays SO MUCH BETTER than the official Sonic sequel, Sonic 4. There's just something about the fluidity of Sonic's movement's in Sonic 4 that bother me A LOT. It's as if there's an invisible wall in front of him that doesn't allow him to take a few steps forward after stopping a fast run. Remember when he used to slide a little? Yeah, that doesn't happen in Sonic 4 and WHY it bothers me, I will never actually figure out...but it does. So there. SFR is only 3 levels long, but the Robotnik Theme Remix at the start-up screen is AWESOME. I found myself leaving the game on that screen just to hear the music. Reminds me of what I did back in the day to hear the music from Donkey Kong Country ^_^ Pause, turn up volume and walk away from tv. 

Another game I'm dying to try is one called Amnesia: The Dark Descent. I read lots of reviews saying that it's really scary, and even though games that are scary make me nervous (I can't play Silent Hill smh) I still like to try them. To see the official trailer, click ----> Amnesia: The Dark Descent Official Gameplay Trailer. The game is on SALE right now for only $ if it looks like something you'd wanna play, get it now before the sale is over! Click here to visit the main website to get a demo or purchase the game. It's HIGHLY recommended that you get the demo to see if your computer can handle the graphics, though, because it seems that outdated drivers are a problem to play this game. If the demo works, then you're in the clear. If not, then you'll have to update your drivers, and make sure that the game is even compatible with your system. 

Ok, I think that's it for now. Til next time, gamers!!! ^_^

Saturday, December 18, 2010

/rant BOps Zombies, FIVE

SO **cough** I chose Zombies over sleep, and I entered lobby number one. Total NOOBS, we died at round 7. SEVEN. Why? Because they were non-mic having, window stealing idiots, and I had no warning that the zombies were pouring through all the other windows until I saw 3 REVIVE icons AT ONCE. SMFH. On to lobby number two. I'm playing with a split-screener duo, and one immediately asks me if I knew any glitches. I tell him I don't need glitches. WE proceed to start and he tries to look 'cool' and DIES. Then his accomplice DIES. And this is level FOUR. I DO NOT BUY GUNS TIL LEVEL 5 or 6. So since the zombies are on all sides of me and all I have is a stupid handgun, WE DIE. NOOBS. On to the third and last lobby of the night. Two dudes, who seem to be friends, initiate some cheerful banter with me. We get to level 14 or 16, I forgot. We're in the elevator between the middle and lower floor, and 'JWood' (is what I shall refer to him as) is shooting the outward exit along with myself while his friend handles the back window. 'JWood' seems to think it's smart to stand IN THE FUCKING CENTER of the elevator and then bitch and complain that he can't shoot cause I'm in the way. Then HE KEEPS CALLING ME DUDE. Idk why, but people calling me DUDE irks the shit outta me. SO I correct him saying, 'I'm not a fking dude, ok? Stop your fking complaining and GTFO the middle of the elevator and maybe I won't be in your fking way'. We go back and forth, he calls me a bitch, I call him a fking idiot, etc. He attempts an insult, saying, 'You're a girl? No way, you sound like an 8 year old Gary Coleman'. WTF? o_O O_o Ok? Am I supposed to be insulted by that? Was that the worst thing he could really come up with? SMH. Anyway, HE DIES. His FRIEND DIES. And they block the damn controls to the elevator so I can't even close the door to revive them and I get ambushed with just a Stakeout and FN FAL. Then 'JWood's friend says,'No really...that was a girl?' -_- -_- -_- -_- We go back to the pre-game lobby and I tell him he's a fking IDIOT, and he leaves after whispering 'bitch'. He WHISPERED IT and left LOL. Pansy ass. What's even funnier is that before he started on his period, he keep complaining that he was shivering. I asked him if he was cold or something and he said that every time he plays Zombies, he starts shivering and shaking and he can't help it. LMAO. WTF. XD HAHA. Anyway...yeah /endrant. Yay ^_^ I feel better now. He's actually very lucky everyone in my house is asleep or else I woulda let the wrath of Shady unleash on his ass, and he REALLY would have been sorry. Til next time, folks! <3

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Self-Pwning, Lesson 1

I was talking to my party in a TDM lobby on Black Ops the other day, and this guy said (referring to me), "Is that a girl? 'Cause if its a dude, I feel bad for him". I immediately got annoyed and responded, "The fkin emblem says GIRL, the clan tag says GIRL, WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?" I know I'm not the only female in the world who uses Shady as a nickname or online gamer tag, so WHY do people automatically assume I'm a guy EVEN WHEN IT SAYS 'GIRL' EVERYWHERE?!? *sigh*

We finally get in-game and the asshole really decided to ask me "Do u like it from the back? Come on mami, you can tell me". WTF. Not only is that inappropriate and SAD to ask a female that over a MIC playing a VIDEO GAME, I was getting extremely annoyed because I was dying a lot.  He kept talking, annoying the shit out of me and I couldn't I said, "YOU like it from the back". He immediately replies with, "Oh chill, no I don't" and then gets mad because I wouldn't answer his question. He attempted to insult me with, "How much does it take to feed you?" and "You're a fat bitch" (omg I'm crying, boo-hoo LOL), so I say "Because I won't talk to you, I'm a fat bitch now? Hahaha ok".

He kept trying to get at me, saying "Was it you I was with last night?" (puke) and I reply "That wouldn't happen if your life depended on it in your wildest dreams". He says, "You're right, it must have been your fat sister". I calmly reply, "That'd be ok if I HAD a sister." 

"You're right, it must have been your fat brother". 

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!  Then I died because I was laughing, muted him, came in first place on our team (we lost the match) and he got even MORE mad, telling the lobby to buy me cupcakes! So I sent him a message saying: " I FORGIVE U FOR BEING MAD THAT IM BETTER THAN U!!!" He pwned himself. I couldn't stop laughing for a long time. It was too funny! Lesson of the day? Don't mess with a gamerchick...they might just call you out and YOU might just OUT yourself ;D See ya'll in-game!!! <3